Dorothy: Ma, this is Father Leahy. He had dinner with us tonight.
Sophia: Pleased to meet you. What happened to your date?
Rose: Father Leahy is her date.
Sophia: Come here. Dorothy, sometimes a mother gets a little busy and forgets to tell her daughter everything she needs to know. So I'm telling you now. Don't date a priest. It's bad luck.
Dorothy: Ma.
Sophia: Trust me on this one. What happened to me at bingo tonight was no accident.