Stationmaster: The 9:15 to Miami left at 8:45.
Dorothy: How could our train have left a half hour early?
Stationmaster: Oh, all the trains out of Apalapachoby leave early. That's what our town's famous for. Now, y'all may think this sounds kinda silly, but we actually printed "Our trains leave early" right on the town seal.
Rose: You have a town seal? Can he play a song on those little horns?
Stationmaster: No, but he'll balance a ball on his nose if you throw him a catfish first.
Blanche: This is like The Twilight Zone. Somehow we got on a train that ended up inside Rose's mind.