Dorothy: Excuse me. What track does the 9:15 to Miami leave on?
Stationmaster: Ma'am, we've only got one track. But we call it track 19. Nobody knows why, but it gives everybody something to talk about while they're waiting on the next tornado to hit their mobile home.
Dorothy: Thank you very much. Oh, and please say hello to Opie and Aunt Bee for me when you see them.