Sophia: Salvadore, if you wanna fool around, take off your T-shirt. You're gonna get linguine all over me.
Dorothy: Ma. Ma, go back to sleep. It's just me. Dorothy.
Sophia: Get the hell out of my bed.
Dorothy: Ma, have a heart. The heat went out again. I'm freezing to death. You're the only one who has an electric blanket.
Sophia: I'll die under here with you. Your body is like a heat sponge. You'll suck up the heat and I'll get up in the morning a frozen fish stick.
Dorothy: Ma, don't be ridiculous. Just turn up the heat.
Sophia: It's already on nine. On ten you can cook a Lean Cuisine.