Quote from Rose in Vacation
Rose: Dorothy, you're leader. What are you going to do? Dorothy: My first official act is to banish you from my kingdom. Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know you meant well. Rose: I'm not crying about the comment. I'm crying because we're dying and I still have so many things to tell you. Blanche: Like what? Rose: Like... once I read your diary. Blanche: You what? Rose: Well, it was an accident. You left it open on the kitchen table. I was 20 pages in before I realized it wasn't a Sidney Sheldon novel.