Dorothy: Honey, how's your back?
Blanche: Terrible.
Sophia: What did the doctor say?
Blanche: Well, after saying I am the most spectacular specimen of the female anatomy he has seen since Miss Julie Newmar. He said I have a back problem.
Dorothy: Thank God you went to a specialist.
Blanche: He said no activity for a week. I have to wear a corset and stay on my back with my legs elevated.
Sophia: That's the same thing you did last Saturday.