Dorothy: How would you react if you were told that one of your kids was gay?
Sophia: Your brother Phil is gay? I knew it. When he was a kid, we couldn't keep him away from those gladiator movies.
Dorothy: Ma, Phil is not gay.
Sophia: You mean you're gay? What, your friend is Jean having some sort of a membership drive?
Dorothy: Ma.
Sophia: Dorothy, I know you don't get many dates, but stick with what you know. At your age, it's very hard to break into something new. Good night.