Rose: I thought Stan took you to dinner.
Blanche: He did.
Dorothy: Let me guess. You were on your way to a lovely candlelit dinner at Monty's when Stan spotted a charming little Pakistani restaurant.
Blanche: Indian.
Dorothy: Indian. Cocktails consisted of warm beer in two different shaped glasses. He did the ordering for you, would not let you see the menu, and when he paid the bill, he got change from a ten.
Blanche: A five.