Blanche: Oh, men are so lucky. They never get periods in the first place. So they never have to go through any of this.
Dorothy: They blame us for being crazy when we get 'em and crazy when we don't.
Rose: I remember the first time I got my period, nobody had told me anything about it. Boy was I surprised.
Blanche: Your mother didn't tell you?
Rose: My mother was very prim and proper.
Dorothy: Oh, what a surprise.