Dorothy: All right, let me see your resume. Come on, come on, come on. OK, now, let's see. Let's see. "Home ec major at Rockport Community College, six months at St. Paul's Business School, thirty-two years of marriage, laid off from your job at Grief Counseling. Hobbies: cheese making, stamp collecting, and Viking history?"
Dorothy: Rose, this stinks.
Rose: Well, it's the truth.
Blanche: Honey, sometimes you have to stretch the truth.