Sophia: By the way, I just called Harriet McConnell to cancel your reservations to the banquet.
Dorothy: Oh, thanks, Ma.
Sophia: She was very disappointed you all aren't coming. And I think it's because one of you won the big award.
Rose: You mean the Best Friend of the Friends of Good Health Award?
Sophia: Yeah.
Blanche: Why, what'd she say?
Sophia: It wasn't what she said, it was what she didn't say.
Rose: What didn't she say?
Sophia: How the hell do I know? She didn't say it!