Quote from Sophia in Adult Education
Sophia: So, big talker, did you get your mitts on any tickets yet? Dorothy: As a matter of fact, I did. Three tickets, rear orchestra. Sophia: Three tickets, third row center. Dorothy: Ma, how in the world did you get these? Sophia: Easy. I called Frank. I told you I had connections. Rose: You know Frank Sinatra? Sophia: No, Frank Caravicci from the fish market. He's always been good to me. Never a bad piece of cod. He knows Frank. Blanche: Sinatra? Sophia: No, Frank Tortoni, the dry cleaner, Tina's third cousin once removed. Dorothy: Tina Tortoni? Sophia: Tina Sinatra!