Sophia: I used to know a girl like that in Sicily. She slept with every Tom, Dick, and Vito in our village. Finally, the women took matters in their own hands. They dragged her to the outskirts of town, threw her on the ground, and asked her, "Why? Why would you do such a thing?"
Blanche: What did she say?
Sophia: "What else is there to do in this godforsaken village?
Dorothy: Ma, what does this have to do with Lucy?
Sophia: Not a thing. It's the only slut story I know.