Dorothy: Morning.
Rose: Oh, here, taste this.
Dorothy: What is it?
Rose: Oh, it's my special maple syrup, honey, brown sugar, molasses, Rice Krispies log.
Dorothy: How practical. A snack you can panel your den with.
Rose: Some people put flour in it, but I think that makes it too heavy. My kids always liked it this way.
Dorothy: Tell me, Rose, do any of your kids still have their own teeth?