Blanche: Oh, hi! I didn't expect to see you girls up so late.
Rose: I'm just having a snack. Dorothy's the one having an affair at a motel.
Dorothy: Thank you, Rose.
Rose: I just want to keep the record straight. Besides, Blanche has had experience in that area. Maybe she can give you some advice.
Blanche: Oh, I certainly can. In the first place, never check in as Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Always check in as Mr.
and Mrs. Don Shula.
Dorothy: What?
Blanche: That way, you always get a complimentary fruit basket and a bottle of champagne.