Quote from Blanche in That Was No Lady
Blanche: Oh, hi! I didn't expect to see you girls up so late. Rose: I'm just having a snack. Dorothy's the one having an affair at a motel. Dorothy: Thank you, Rose. Rose: I just want to keep the record straight. Besides, Blanche has had experience in that area. Maybe she can give you some advice. Blanche: Oh, I certainly can. In the first place, never check in as Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Always check in as Mr. and Mrs. Don Shula. Dorothy: What? Blanche: That way, you always get a complimentary fruit basket and a bottle of champagne.