Dorothy: OK, I know what it looks like. And frankly, that's exactly what it is.
Sophia: You had to bring him home? You couldn't find a drunken sailor on a street corner?
Rose: We're a little surprised, that's all.
Dorothy: You're not alone. I mean, it was the last thing in the world I expected. I met him, we went to sign the papers, we had lunch, he told me his wife left him.
Blanche: And you believed him? That is the oldest line in the book. I hear that at least twice a week!
Sophia: And it works every time.
Blanche: I said it was old. I didn't say it doesn't work.