Blanche: Dorothy, look at me. I have turned back the hands of time. Since Dirk asked me out, I've dropped ten years. Why, my face is smooth, my body is taut, and my gears are grinding.
Dorothy: No matter what you do to your face, your body, or your gears, you are still your age.
Sophia: Of course you are. Gravity always takes its toll. Look at me! I used to be a tall, voluptuous blonde with a butt like granite.