Salesman: So those are the facts, ladies. It's not a pretty picture. One out of every three people will be the victim of a violent crime.
Rose: That's awful!
Salesman: And since there are four of you, that means at least one of you will be a victim of a violent crime. One of you right here.
Rose: And I read that one out of every three people will get cancer. Well, that means one of us will get cancer. So that takes care of two of us.