Blanche: How come you didn't ask Charmaine for her kidney? You were always closer to Charmaine.
Virginia: Charmaine's kidneys are attached to each other.
Blanche: What do you mean, attached?
Virginia: The two are joined. It's like having one big kidney, and you can't separate 'em.
Blanche: Leave it to Charmaine.
Virginia: I know. She never could help Mama because she had heart flutters, and she never could take gym class, no, because she had a tipped uterus, and she never did any housework because she had a spastic colon. Now, she has attached kidneys.
Blanche: That girl is some kind of mutant.