Rose: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Rose Nylund, and I'm responsible for what's happened here tonight.
Uh Because of a silly childish dream, I let you all down. I had this crazy idea that I had a special connection to a very special person, and that's why on all your programs it says that the guest celebrity for tonight's show is...
Alfonso: Presto!
Rose: Bob Hope! [applause]
Bob Hope: Hey, I know this show is for charity, but that's the smallest dressing room I've ever had in my life.