Stan: I gotta get up early tomorrow. I need to get to sleep, Dorothy.
Dorothy: You're wearing your toupee to bed. That means one of two things. Either there's a woman in there or Suzanne Sommers is on the Tonight Show.
Stan: Would you get to your point, Dorothy?
Dorothy: I didn't come here to see you. I came here to talk to her.
Stan: Dorothy, you-
Dorothy: It'll just take a minute then you can get back to what you were doing.
Stan: Thank you.
Dorothy: I have been trying to figure out all day why you're doing this. I've been trying to find one reason that would make it OK, but I can't. I cannot believe that you would jeopardize our relationship for this. I mean, I guess it's possible you were attracted to Stan. Lord knows, I stayed with him for 38 years. But I think this time you could have resisted just in case it might have made a difference to me. And I think that the thing that hurts most of all is that you didn't have the guts to tell me that you're sleeping with my husband.
Blonde woman: Well, gee, I would have. But I didn't know myself until about an hour ago. [laughs]