Lou: [holding a toilet] Plumber.
Dorothy: Could I see some identification? Come on in.
Lou: So you two are the proud parents of the new Dolan Standard Lowboy.
Dorothy: Yes, we're sending out engraved announcements.
Lou: You probably want to get her operational as soon as possible. After all, she's quite a showpiece. Where do I install it?
Dorothy: Well, actually, Lou, we're going to install her ourselves. Follow me.
Lou: Hold it. You're not serious?
Rose: Why not?
Lou: Well, ladies, the installation of a toilet's a very delicate procedure. You got to go to school, you got to be a trained technician. You got to be a man, for God's sakes!
Dorothy: You know, to tell you the truth, Lou, women are capable of more than just cleaning these things.
Lou: Is that so? Well, as long as you ladies are playing plumber, why don't you play moving man, too?
Dorothy: Fine, fine, we will!