Stan: Chrissy, something happened here in Miami. Something that changed the way I feel.
Dorothy: Listen, Stanley. You know, before you-
Stan: Don't be embarrassed. Chrissy deserves to hear the truth. It's all over between us, Chrissy. [hugging Dorothy] This is the woman I love. Seeing Dorothy again made me realize how superficial my relationship with you really was. Sure, the sex was great. Terrific, actually. But it's OK with Dorothy, too. And with Dorothy, there is so much more. I'm sorry, Chrissy. There's nothing left for us. The fact is, there wasn't that much there to begin with. [Chrissy throws the drink in Stan's face] She never could hold her liquor.
Dorothy: Uh, Stan, did you really mean what you said about there not being that much between you and Chrissy?
Stan: That's right.
Dorothy: I'm glad, because now I don't feel so guilty.
Stan: What are you talking about?
Dorothy: Stanley, I don't feel the same way about us as you do.
Stan: You're kidding.
Dorothy: No. You know, what happened the other night brought back lovely memories, but I'm not the same woman you walked out on two years ago. I mean, my whole life has changed and quite frankly, I like the way it is. The fact that I'm on my own now-
Stan: My God, Dorothy. Are you saying you won't take me back?
Dorothy: Well, we could never have things the way we used to have, Stan. You see-
Stan: You're telling me that you're not gonna take me back?
Dorothy: Yes, Stanley, that's right.
Stan: Let me get this straight, you're definitely not gonna take me back?
Dorothy: Look, Stanley, I'm sorry-
Stan: Dorothy, I'd like to hear the rest of this, but I've got to get down to the lobby and grab Chrissy before somebody else does. Hey, terrific sex is better than nothing. [exits]
Dorothy: [to herself] Here's to terrific sex. And the dumb blonde who's not gonna get any.