Barry: Dad, we gotta get a second phone line.
Murray: Two phone lines? What does this look like, the White House?

Murray: Oh come on. I had nothing planned this weekend. It was perfect.

Beverly: Well, that's the problem right there. You' not friendly, you don't say hi, you water the yard in your underpants. It's disconcerting. It's like you're trying to drive people away.
Murray: That's because I am trying to drive people away.