Barry Quote #1648
Quote from Barry in The Better Annie
Adult Adam: [v.o.] With that, Dr. Barry was reporting to the den.
Barry: Hey, respected elder. Do you know where you are right now?
Pop-Pop: Of course I do. A hell of my own making.
Barry: And how many fingers am I holding up?
Pop-Pop: I'll hold up one if you don't get out of my face.
Barry: Interesting answer. Final question... what day is it?
Pop-Pop: How the hell would I know that? Monday, Thursday... they're all exactly the same to me.
Barry: It's worse than I thought.
Pop-Pop: Take off those shirt and pants. I'll wash 'em in the sink.
Barry: Generous offer, I'm just gonna run over here real quick, okay?
Pop-Pop: Well, I'll wash your pants or anyone else's.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Better Annie’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Pop-Pop: What are you watching anyway that's so important?
Adam: Little House on the Prairie. It's just like the video game Oregon Trail, but with Michael Landon.
Barry: I would've dominated in olden times. I'd tame a buffalo and make fire from dirt.
Adam: Please, you'd be lucky if mountain fever took you. Most likely, you'd be kicked in the head by your own horse.
Barry: Nah. I'd befriend a coyote and ride it to the nearest gold mine.
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And thanks to my tutoring and her natural charm, I was hoping she'd be a hit. First up was Barry.
Carmen: [reads card] Um, I love how jacked and Chuck Norris-like your body is.
Barry: What a wonderful and accurate hello. Adam, don't let this one get away.
Quote from Barry
Geoff: Wasn't Erica amazing?
Barry: Totally, that's why we're here. To support her and for no other reason.
[Adam and Barry laugh as Erica walks out in her Daddy Warbucks costume, including a bald cap]
Erica: Geoff, I told you not to bring them here.
Adam: But your performance was so... hairless. [Barry chuckles]
Geoff: Fearless! He said fearless.
Barry: Yep, it was truly bald.
Geoff: Bold! He meant to say bold.
Barry: Like your silly head. [laughs]
Geoff: I really shouldn't have brought you here.
Barry: You blew it again, Geoff.