Barry Quote #1427
Quote from Barry in The Wedding
Barry: So, what are you planning for Erica's marriage thingy?
Adam: Showing up. You?
Barry: I may pop in.
Adam: What are you gonna wear to this shindig?
Barry: Mom rented me a tux, top hat, and tails.
Adam: You didn't get the cane?
Barry: I don't need a cane! My legs are made of oak. I'm using either a king's scepter or a tactical hiking axe.
Adam: I'm going with a bejeweled wizard's staff. [Barry punches Adam's arm] Oh! Why?
Barry: For upstaging me with sorcerer's items! Now I may not go at all.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, my sister, Erica, and Geoff Schwartz had quite the love story. From friends to lovers to exes and lovers again, all culminating in an epic proposal. Finally, the wedding was here.
Erica: It's nice.
Geoff: Peaceful.
Erica: Are we in the right place?
Geoff: And to think I was worried your mom would do something crazy. I mean, the Harlem Globetrotters were at your brother's bar mitzvah. Curly Neal dribbled the entire service.
Erica: Well, I guess she finally heard us. People really can grow and change.
Beverly: Tech rehearsal starts now! We are two days out. I want to see sweaty bodies and high knees.
Erica: What's happening? Why do we need a tech rehearsal?
Beverly: I just added a few flourishes to the ceremony. Wardrobe!
Erica: The wardrobe is my wedding dress.
Beverly: No, that's your fourth change, so go ahead and put on these processional outfits and let's do this.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, my mom believed in going big.
Geoff: Why do I have a sword?
Erica: I don't think I can walk in this.
Beverly: Oh, you won't be walking. Good men of Rome! [claps]
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Then she went even bigger.
Beverly: Cue the buglers!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Some would say over the top.
Beverly: Where are my unicorns? [horses whinny]
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Way, way over the top.
Erica: Unicorns aren't real! This whole thing can't be real!
Beverly: Cue the New Orleans jazz band!
Geoff: Wow. She's really all over the map with the different styles and genres.
Erica: Yeah, that's the problem.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Cherry blossoms! Flutter! Now!
Geoff: How did that happen?
Beverly: Six men are living in those trees full-time. They pee in buckets. Fire-eaters, you should be lit by now!
Erica: Mom, we have to talk about this!
Beverly: One step ahead of you. We need more. Way more. And where the hell are my acrobats?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, those guys were there, too. My mom left nothing out.
Geoff: This looks expensive.
Beverly: Where the hell did my mom go?
Geoff: Something tells me that giant clamshell is gonna clue us in.
Beverly: Here's my big reveal! [vocalizes]