Barry Quote #1407
Quote from Barry in A Peck of Familial Love
Barry: Until then, some pretty flowers for your sniffing pleasure.
Erica: Are these from Geoff or you?
Barry: Does it matter?
Erica: A lot.
Barry: Then perhaps an elegant box of assorted chocolates?
Erica: What? Again, from you?
Barry: There's a map in there that tells you what's what. Also, I ate three because I'm super nervous.
Erica: Nervous? What are you planning?
Barry: Just to share my fondness for you.
Erica: Ew! Get off! I don't want to hold your gross, sweaty fingers!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘A Peck of Familial Love’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Erica: What the hell, dude? I don't wanna be mean, but you and your family are straight-up freaks!
Geoff: That's incredibly mean, and why?
Barry: Dude, who's a better kisser... your sister, my sister? It's a trick question. It's your father. [chuckles] I'm dying.
Erica: I think you even enjoyed smooching them. Your dad definitely did... his eyes twinkled.
Geoff: Of course he did. He loves us and wants to express it.
Barry: Big time. [as Lou] "Geoffrey! Bring your puffy mouth pillows over here! Your father wants everyone's smackers to meet!"
Geoff: Okay, that's incredibly accurate in voice and demeanor, but the words are all wrong.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Cool! Driving gloves!
Joanne: Yeah.
Geoff: Hope they don't turn me into Mario Andretti!
Erica: I think it'll be okay. You haven't made a left turn in three years.
Geoff: That's true.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: How would it feel if I did an impersonation of your mom? [as Beverly] "Schmoopie-poopies! I made you in my body, and I can't get enough snuggies and huggies!"
Beverly: Hello, Geoffrey.
Geoff: Aah!
Beverly: You think the affection I have for my children is something to be mocked?
Barry: What's your problem, dude?
Erica: Not cool. That's our mom.