Barry Quote #729
Quote from Barry in The Opportunity of a Lifetime
Barry: Please, I'll give you anything you want.
Adam: Go on.
Barry: My Sports Illustrated football phone.
Adam: No.
Barry: A Rubik's Cube with all the stickers taken off so you always win.
Adam: No.
Barry: A leaf that looks like a boob.
Adam: Nope.
Barry: This incredibly stretched-out Coke bottle filled with colored sand.
Adam: Nah.
Barry: A limited-edition butt mug.
Adam: Pass.
Barry: Super Madball Touchdown Terror football.
Adam: Unh-unh.
Barry: This awesome drawing I made of a leopard.
Adam: Do better.
Barry: My prized Kathy Ireland poster personally autographed to me.
Adam: You misspelled "Kathy".
Barry: Final offer: Whenever Mom tries to snuggle you in any way, I will act as a human shield to protect.
Adam: Now that I'll take.
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‘The Opportunity of a Lifetime’ Quotes
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Beverly: I just- I wanted to tell Barry, uh, [quietly] don't pitch.
Barry: Did you just call me a "dumb bitch"?
Beverly: No, I said "don't pitch."
Barry: What? That's even worse!
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Beverly: Look, I spoke to Coach Mellor. He said the most likely outcome here is that you'll be a city-wide pariah.
Barry: [gasps] The fish that have teeth? Yes! They're the sharks of the river.
Beverly: Not "piranha," Barry. I'm saying you'll be a laughingstock.
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Barry: Lucky, Adam, thank you for joining me. Today, Big Tasty wins the most coveted prize in AM radio.
Adam: You do realize these are virtually impossible to win, right?
Barry: Not when you invented a top-secret formula that guarantees me to be the 100th caller.
Adam: Seriously? How?
Barry: Two words, Math matics.
Radio Announcer: [v.o.] Just hit caller 85. So close.
Barry: It's 1.7 seconds per call, so if I multiply the amount of callers by the rate of calls, then I dial them up in exactly-
Radio Announcer: [v.o.] Dial right now! Don't wait another second!
Barry: 37 minutes.
Adam: Yeah, that's not right.
Radio Announcer: [v.o.] Just hit caller 90.
Adam: You should call right now!
Barry: You dare question my Texas Instruments?! It's from Texas. That's where NASA is, bro!