Adam Quote #490
Quote from Adam in The Circle of Driving Again
Barry: Wait. That's your reaction? You get a garbage locket of Mom instead of a car, and you appreciate it?
Adam: Yeah, I'm good with not getting a car. Or driving in general. You get it.
Barry: No, I don't get it at all!
Adam: I've got no sense of direction, I have bad depth perception due to my lazy eye, and I'm easily startled by birds.
Murray: So you're just not gonna drive?
Adam: Yeah, I'm not so much a driver as the guy who sits behind the driver in the backseat.
Pops: You mean a rich guy?
Adam: Exactly. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have play practice. Father, go fetch your driving pants, which are just regular pants you refuse to wear.
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Quote from Beverly
Murray: Wait, if the clamp gets wet, doesn't it get rusty?
Beverly: Of course it gets rusty. He works around water and metal. That's why he wears a bag over the clamp.
Murray: Ah, come on, there's gotta be a better way to clean pools than a homemade clamp with a bag over it.
Beverly: He's a very determined man!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Oh, my God. Please tell me you made him wear a seatbelt.
Adam: Technically, I didn't get that far.
Beverly: Doesn't matter. You always wear a seatbelt. Why?
Adam: Because of the road pirates.
Pops: What the hell are road pirates?
Adam: They're like sea pirates, but instead of other ships, they plunder mid-sized sedans and hatchbacks.
Beverly: That's right. Without a belt, they'll just reach into the window and yank you out of the car.
Murray: What are these words?! What are you teaching him when I'm not around?
Quote from Beverly
Pops: Oy vey, Bev. There is no train.
Beverly: Essie Karp's pool man thought the same thing until, boom! His truck was T-boned by a commuter train. Now he holds the skimmer with a homemade clamp.
Pops: Homemade clamp?
Beverly: It's attached to his shoulder. He opens and shuts it with wires he keeps in his mouth.
Murray: No arm part? Just a clamp and a shoulder?
Beverly: Pulleys. It works very well.
Murray: Wouldn't he just choose a different career if he had a homemade clamp?
Beverly: Skimming is his life, Murray. It's what he knows. It's what he knows!
Adam: Everything you're saying right now is very distracting.