Barry Quote #343
ROTC Co-ordinator: Morning, gentlemen. Interested in joining up with ROTC? I need able-bodied leaders with fire in their bellies looking to make a difference.
Barry: That's so weird. I'm an able-bodied person with a fiery belly who's ready to fly your jets and push your envelopes, and play shirtless beach volleyball.
ROTC Co-ordinator: What?
Barry: It's proven to be a nice diversion from the pressures of flight school.
ROTC Co-ordinator: What's your name, son?
Barry: Barry Norman Goldberg. Nickname not yet decided. You'll be amazed by our strength and determination, sir.
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Beverly: I knew one day my kids would join the workforce, so like a good mother I compiled a list of occupations that are strictly off limits.
Barry: Why can't I be a construction worker?
Beverly: Eating lunch on a suspended beam with your legs dangling down? No way!
Barry: No pro-sports?
Beverly: Except golf, but you can't drive around in one of those buggies with no seatbelts.
Barry: Astronaut?
Beverly: Your sensitive tummy at zero-G?
Barry: Deli guy?
Beverly: Meat slicer.
Barry: Government clerk?
Beverly: Papercut.
Barry: Robot technician?
Beverly: Robot uprising.
Quote from Barry
Murray: Good stuff. What branch?
Barry: The one with the planes and boats. You're welcome, America.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Question, when do we get our nicknames assigned? Because I'm thinking I'm gonna be Sky Shark.
Andy: I call Sky Tiger.
Rob: Dude, I told you Sky Tiger was my nickname.
Andy: No one's Sky Tiger. I'm Sky Shark. There can't be two Skys.
Geoff: I was kinda thinking Thunder Shark.
Barry: No, bro, I'm the shark!