Barry Quote #941
Quote from Barry in Animal House
Andy: Hey. Why aren't you hanging out with your new fraternity brothers?
Barry: 'Cause I already have brothers, and they make up the greatest fraternity known to man... JTP. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you guys.
Matt: Doesn't matter 'cause you're here now.
Barry: JTP.
All: JTP!
Barry: Now let's give stupid, sweet Matt Bradley his birthday spanking.
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‘Animal House’ Quotes
Quote from Bill Lewis
Beverly: Well, unlike you, I live in total terror of that day and all the sad and lonely ones that will follow.
Bill Lewis: Been there. After Lainey left, things got dark. I rarely ate, showered, or ventured outside. My hollow shell of a body would crawl out of Lainey's tear-stained bedroom only to answer a phone that wasn't ringing.
Vic: Is this why you didn't bring the nachos?
Bill Lewis: Yeah.
Quote from Barry
Erica: What are you doing?
Barry: Tossing out all the things I'd been saving for the day I finally joined a fraternity. Goodbye, pledge paddle. You will never redden the tushies of my friends.
Erica: That's Mom's cheese board.
Barry: Goodbye, togas, the preferred apparel of Greek gods and ghosts.
Erica: Those are my bed sheets.
Barry: Here. Maybe you can find a better home for them.
Erica: I'll probably just continue to use them as sheets.
Barry: Goodbye, beer funnel.
Erica: That's a traffic cone.
Quote from Barry
Barry: I'm joining a fraternity.
Erica: Ugh. Why?
Barry: Bros, babes, beer, and boat shoes!
Erica: Classism, hazing, dangerously excessive drinking.
Barry: Yeah, all of those awesome reasons.