Erica Quote #1463
Barry: He's not just hilarious. He's also teaching us how to be uncles.
Erica: The only thing that clumsy oaf is teaching anyone is to never leave your kids alone for a minute. Why is he feeding beer to a dog?
Adam: 'Cause he's recklessly hilarious!
Barry: No one is safe from his antics.
Erica: Do you dopes really think this is an okay way for uncles to behave?
Adam: With all my heart.
Barry: I'd stake your unborn child on it.
Erica: Okay, well, that seals it. You two will never be allowed anywhere near our baby.
Adam: Whoa!
Barry: Whoa, indeed! How do you expect us to "Uncle Buck" a baby from afar?
Erica: I don't want my baby to be "Uncle Bucked."
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Uncle-ing’ Quotes
Quote from Erica
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And just like that, the person we had all been waiting for finally arrived.
Geoff: It's a girl.
Adult Adam: That day, the world welcomed a new Goldberg.
Erica: Everyone, meet Muriel Allison Goldberg Schwartz.
Beverly: Muriel, after Murray.
Adam: Is Allison for Albert?
Erica: You know it.
Barry: Pops would be so proud.
Adult Adam: Yeah, in a year filled with too many goodbyes, this was a hello that brought us all together, even those of us no longer here. 'Cause nothing fills you with hope more than a brand-new baby.
Quote from Barry
Adam: Keep it coming, guys. There are no bad ideas.
Barry: I know. Why don't we go to the park, right? And use candy to lure children into Matt Bradley's van so we can practice uncle-ing on them?
Adam: When I said "no bad ideas," clearly I was off by one.
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, audiences loved the John Candy movie Uncle Buck, about a ne'er-do-well uncle called upon to watch his brother's kids. But nobody loved it more than me and my brother Barry.
Adam: He washed clothes in the microwave and dried them on the ceiling fan! He's a menace, and you root for him!
Barry: His garbage car is spewing smoke on the school carpool! The children are coughing! They're in harm's way!