Murray Quote #638

Quote from Murray in RAD!

Murray: What you doing?
Lainey: Typing a "for sale" ad for a rad bike and keytar.
Barry: We're selling them as a set, 'cause it just makes sense.
Murray: No. Don't sell the stupid bike and weird chest piano.
Lainey: We can't keep 'em. You said love isn't enough.
Murray: I guess I forgot. In the beginning, love is all that matters. Here.
Barry: What is this?
Murray: I opened up a savings account for you. I already put in the 6 bucks that you earned, and I doubled it.
Barry: 12 bucks is hardly a nest egg.
Murray: You got plenty of time to be a saver like me. What's important now is to build a life with the girl you love.

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Quote from Murray

Murray: Okay. Here's a list of everything you need to know to save a buck. And, as an extra incentive, for every dollar you save in this house, I put it right in your nest egg.
Barry: Yes! I'm gonna be a savings tycoon.
Murray: Okay. Well, number-one drain on your wallet, air conditioning.
Barry: Really? Since when?
Murray: Oh, my God! That's why I'm always screaming about the thermostat.
Barry: You do?
Murray: That's all I do!
Barry: I've honestly never heard you say anything about the thermostat, ever.

Quote from Murray

Murray: No, if you two want to be adults, you're gonna have to learn how not to spend. Look at me. I haven't spent in the past 20 years.
Barry: Those are the only pants I've ever seen you wear.
Murray: Just got the one. Don't even fit right.
Barry: So you saved money on pants. Your wife is a shopaholic. All Mom ever does is spend money on hair spray and bags of shredded cheese.
Murray: Exactly. In every marriage, you've got a spender and a saver. That way, it all evens out.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Well, I love Lainey more than anything, so I'll take the bullet. Baby, I'm gonna be the penny-pinching cheapskate just like my garbage bag of a father.
Lainey: No. Barry, he's the worst.
Barry: He truly is, and I will lower myself to his hideous, carbuncled depths for our love.
Lainey: It just fills my heart that you'd sink so unbelievably low for me.
Barry: It's literally impossible to sink any lower. I love you.
Murray: I am super angry, but, also, I've never been more proud.