Adam Quote #1446
Quote from Adam in School-ercise
Brea: Is your mom hiding in the custodial closet?
Adam: Right by the lemon Pledge and a little chair by a radio.
Brea: She must feel terrible.
Adam: Yeah, she's acting like she's more embarrassed than me.
Brea: Well, you're not the one who canoonerred. [off Adam's confusion] It's my family's word for it.
Adam: Adorable, but Beverly Goldberg's public explosions are nobody's fault but hers.
Brea: Maybe you could at least be sympathetic to the woman who tries to give you everything?
Adam: Hmm, let me think about it. No.
Brea: Adam, all she wanted was for you to be healthy. Just like I do.
Adam: You care about me that much?
Brea: Almost as much as she does. So you'll make it right?
Adam: I'll consider it, but I need a day.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Or possibly the rest of my life.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘School-ercise’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adam: Adam: Wow. You look like Alyssa Milano in Teen Steam. I only know that because Barry rented it. We watched it in dead silence and went our separate ways.
Brea: Ignoring all that. Your mom is teaching during lunch since the other class filled up.
Adam: Neat. Now none of my peers have to miss out on watching her glisten like Kathleen Turner in the erotic thriller Body Heat. Barry rented that, too.
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, everyone was getting physical. Walks were powered, bodies were Jaked, and Richard Simmons made sure oldies were sweated to. No one liked moving their body more than my mom.
Beverly: [gasps] Thank you, Richard Simmons. Your naggy nudginess continues to challenge and inspire.
Mr. Glascott: Is it weird that it's his job to constantly work out, but yet his body looks like mine after Thanksgiving?
Beverly: He is ripped and shredded with enthusiasm.
Mr. Glascott: You're just defending him because you share the same tank-top glitter-er.
Beverly: I wish. All my sparkle comes from these hands.
Mr. Glascott: And that smile. [chuckles] I have an adult friend!
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Adam: Who's ready for the best news in the world?
Mr. Glascott: Did Giuseppe's change their policy and are now accepting parties of one? New Year's Eve, here I come.
Adam: No, and wow.