Adam Quote #1447
Quote from Adam in School-ercise
Beverly: Thank you, Principal Ball, for scheduling this emergency meeting so that we can talk about what happened yesterday.
Dave Kim: Crack attack!
Brian Walls: Thunder from Down Under.
JC Spink: [coughs] Colon bowlin'. [laughter]
Principal Ball: Stop! We are not replacing Bike Week to have a discussion about a faculty member's flatulence.
Beverly: I see. Well, I guess my time here really has come to an end. I'm sorry it ended this way.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Turns out I didn't want it to end this way, either.
Adam: Wait. Mom... You made gym, a class I normally hate, into something fun. And not just for me but for all the students here. [students murmuring] Why should one horrible, life-scarring moment mean your time is done? Last week, my glasses fell into the toilet, and I couldn't fish them out, which meant, a whole day of... [removes glasses to reveal lazy eye] [students exclaim] I mean, who here hasn't done something embarrassing?
Brea: I barfed on seventh-grade picture day, and they made me wear the only T-shirt in the lost and found. So for the rest of the year, I had a new nickname... [bleep] Last Resort.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘School-ercise’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adam: Adam: Wow. You look like Alyssa Milano in Teen Steam. I only know that because Barry rented it. We watched it in dead silence and went our separate ways.
Brea: Ignoring all that. Your mom is teaching during lunch since the other class filled up.
Adam: Neat. Now none of my peers have to miss out on watching her glisten like Kathleen Turner in the erotic thriller Body Heat. Barry rented that, too.
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, everyone was getting physical. Walks were powered, bodies were Jaked, and Richard Simmons made sure oldies were sweated to. No one liked moving their body more than my mom.
Beverly: [gasps] Thank you, Richard Simmons. Your naggy nudginess continues to challenge and inspire.
Mr. Glascott: Is it weird that it's his job to constantly work out, but yet his body looks like mine after Thanksgiving?
Beverly: He is ripped and shredded with enthusiasm.
Mr. Glascott: You're just defending him because you share the same tank-top glitter-er.
Beverly: I wish. All my sparkle comes from these hands.
Mr. Glascott: And that smile. [chuckles] I have an adult friend!
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Adam: Who's ready for the best news in the world?
Mr. Glascott: Did Giuseppe's change their policy and are now accepting parties of one? New Year's Eve, here I come.
Adam: No, and wow.