Adam Quote #364

Quote from Adam in O Captain! My Captain!

Adam: What you're witnessing is a barbaric practice known as "Shirts vs. Skins." Nothing is worse than having to awkwardly disrobe in front of your bros.
Emmy Mirsky: You got to be kidding me.
Adam: I know! I mean, why not shorts vs. pants? Or red shirts vs. blue shirts? Sure, it would take some planning the night before, but I could get a phone tree going.
Emmy Mirsky: I mean, we are not the same. Do you wear thick, baggy-ass clothes when it's 90 degrees out to hide your body?
Adam: I thought you wear that 'cause you love Epcot.
Emmy Mirsky: I've never even been there. Why would I love it?
Adam: 'Cause it's like taking a trip around the world without leaving the safe confines of Orlando?
Emmy Mirsky: Being a Skin in gym is nothing compared to being stared at all day.
Adam: Well, if you think about it, my thing's actually way worse 'cause at least you get to cover up with bulky fabrics. I get no fabrics! None!

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