Barry Quote #1404
Quote from Barry in A Peck of Familial Love
Barry: Oh, hello. I was about to enjoy a civilized English tea. Care to join me?
Erica: Why would I voluntarily spend time with you?
Barry: Ha! Our playful teasing speaks to a deep affection, doesn't it? Come on, park your loveliness.
Erica: Whatever. Crumpet me.
Barry: Shall we engage in the art of conversation?
Erica: Just say your thing while I house this bad boy.
Barry: Well, I just feel like we haven't connected in a while.
Erica: "Haven't connected"? We've never connected. Unless you count the time that my elbow connected with your ribs because you smeared peanut butter on my curling wand.
Barry: Trying to heat up that Jif was a rare miss on my part. But let's not let that stand in the way of sharing our feelings now. Top off your "shamo-mile"?
Erica: It's "camo-meal," ya dope. And... And what's the game here? When's the big reveal coming that I drank hot sauce and butt crumbs?
Barry: Nothing's coming but conversation and sibling intimacy.
Erica: I'm onto you.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘A Peck of Familial Love’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Erica: What the hell, dude? I don't wanna be mean, but you and your family are straight-up freaks!
Geoff: That's incredibly mean, and why?
Barry: Dude, who's a better kisser... your sister, my sister? It's a trick question. It's your father. [chuckles] I'm dying.
Erica: I think you even enjoyed smooching them. Your dad definitely did... his eyes twinkled.
Geoff: Of course he did. He loves us and wants to express it.
Barry: Big time. [as Lou] "Geoffrey! Bring your puffy mouth pillows over here! Your father wants everyone's smackers to meet!"
Geoff: Okay, that's incredibly accurate in voice and demeanor, but the words are all wrong.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Cool! Driving gloves!
Joanne: Yeah.
Geoff: Hope they don't turn me into Mario Andretti!
Erica: I think it'll be okay. You haven't made a left turn in three years.
Geoff: That's true.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: How would it feel if I did an impersonation of your mom? [as Beverly] "Schmoopie-poopies! I made you in my body, and I can't get enough snuggies and huggies!"
Beverly: Hello, Geoffrey.
Geoff: Aah!
Beverly: You think the affection I have for my children is something to be mocked?
Barry: What's your problem, dude?
Erica: Not cool. That's our mom.