Barry: Huge news, baby brother. My senior year of awesome begins now. I've got a three-part plan to achieve legendary status.
Adam: "Step 1, lock down a new girlfriend way hotter and smarter than Lainey."
Barry: I'm realistic, which is why I've allotted 48 hours for her to find me. It's in her court now.
Adam: "Step 2, become starting varsity power forward"? Weren't you kicked off the basketball team in 7th grade?
Barry: Well, Coach McCoy said I could join the team after I learned how to pass. But he died, so the ball-hog's back. Next?
Adam: Wait. Step 3 is me. What does that even mean?
Barry: I've penciled you in for a daily display of dominance and humiliation to boost my visibility in front of the more popular, meaner kids.
Adam: It's so detailed. Purple nurples, dead arms, swirlies, butt hat.