Barry Quote #589
Quote from Barry in Weird Science
Barry: Huge news, baby brother. My senior year of awesome begins now. I've got a three-part plan to achieve legendary status.
Adam: "Step 1, lock down a new girlfriend way hotter and smarter than Lainey."
Barry: I'm realistic, which is why I've allotted 48 hours for her to find me. It's in her court now.
Adam: "Step 2, become starting varsity power forward"? Weren't you kicked off the basketball team in 7th grade?
Barry: Well, Coach McCoy said I could join the team after I learned how to pass. But he died, so the ball-hog's back. Next?
Adam: Wait. Step 3 is me. What does that even mean?
Barry: I've penciled you in for a daily display of dominance and humiliation to boost my visibility in front of the more popular, meaner kids.
Adam: It's so detailed. Purple nurples, dead arms, swirlies, butt hat.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Weird Science’ Quotes
Quote from Erica
Erica: Hey! Hi, I'm your roommate, apparently also Erica.
Other Erica: Like, hi. I totally fer sure call top bunk, mostly 'cause your dad already took the bottom.
Beverly: Oh, your roomie's a valley girl. Just like in that movie where everybody's rude and unlikable.
Erica: She'll be gone very soon. Anyway, it's nice to finally meet.
Other Erica: Fer sure.
Erica: Fer sure.
Other Erica: Fer sure.
Erica: Fer sure.
Other Erica: Fer sure.
Erica: Fer sure. Or whatever. I'm not mocking your people.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Okay, morons. We're only gonna be gone for three days. Try and be alive when we get back.
Erica: All right, that's everything.
Murray: Whoa, what's all this stuff? When I went to college, all I brought were some flip-flops and a cookie.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I can't believe we're already moving you into college. It seems like only yesterday, I was trying to get your preschool teacher fired for letting you smell those toxic markers.