Principal Ball: Okay, while I agree that these lasagnas both look and smell like a diaper fire, you can't give the entire class an "F."
Beverly: Can't I?
Coach Mellor: You can't. The very fabric of this school is based on the fact that home ec is an easy "A".
Beverly: Okay, what are you even doing here?
Coach Mellor: My entire offensive line took your class. If you fail them, we have no football team.
Beverly: Well, that's on them because they can't cook for [bleep].