Joanne: Hey, babe. How was the friend hunt?
Barry: Really bad. Who knew finding another person to immediately trust, respect, and connect with was so hard?
Joanne: Maybe everyone?
Barry: Luckily, I found someone who'll always be there for me. Oh, no. I'm out of butterscotch drizzle corn! What can't go wrong today?
Joanne: Did you eat that whole tub?
Barry: I'm so alone.
Joanne: That was full when I left this morning.
Barry: Why has God forsaken me with only good looks and intelligence?
Joanne: That's like three gallons of sugar and salt.