Erica: Why are you so desperate to keep Carmen around?
Beverly: My tiny boy can't date New York City women. They wear high heels in the boardroom and the bedroom.
Erica: They really don't.
Beverly: Always dressed in black, with their bagels and progressive ideas about how suburban moms shouldn't cut in the bathroom line at a Broadway show.
Erica: Okay, I think I got enough. Good luck messing up Adam's love life. Bye, crazy lady.