Adult Adam: [v.o.] Out of funds and options, Barry went to the JTP, his best buds, who would never refuse him.
Andy: No way.
Naked Rob: Pass.
Matt: Sorry, bud.
Barry: But it's me... Barry! The original guy... Barry!
Naked Rob: We love you, Big Tasty, but we've got no room.
Barry: What about my old room?
Matt: The one with all the holes in the wall from your homemade hunting bow?
Barry: You mean the adorable peek-a-boo holes I made to the kitchen?
Andy: It's my room now.
Barry: No way! Andy can sleep in a drawer, or a shoe box, or whatever box you use to ship one Skittle.
Andy: First, I would be average height if we lived in Ecuador. And I think what you just said highlights the main problem here. You were a crappy roommate.