Erica: Why the hell did you steal Christmas? How the hell did you steal Christmas?
Geoff: Well, it wasn't easy. I went in her room and saw those candy canes hung in a row. "These candy canes," I said, "are the first things to go."
Erica: Okay, so you're gonna do the whole Dr. Seuss rhyming thing?
Geoff: I'm just trying to stay on theme.
Erica: Alright, well, keep going until I figure out how to punch you without leaving a bruise.
Geoff: I slithered and slunk.
Erica: Slunk?
Geoff: But with a smile most pleasant, I went around the room and I took every present.
Erica: Sure, but how did you manage to get the tree out of there without anyone noticing?
Geoff: That was a toughie 'cause I ran into a little setback.
[flashback:]
Virginia Kremp: Geoff, why are you taking out the Christmas tree?
Geoff: [v.o.] But you know me. I'm smart and I'm slick. So I thought up a lie and I thought it up quick.
Geoff: [outloud] 'Cause I got an even better one.
Virginia Kremp: Oh, okay. Great!
Geoff: Seasons greetings.