Mr. Glascott: Adam, do you know how I got in here just now?
Adam: You walked.
Mr. Glascott: Yes, but first I used this.
Adam: I'm pretty sure it was unlocked.
Mr. Glascott: Well, I could've used this. Do you know what this is? A key to the Goldberg home. And why would I be entrusted with such a precious item?
Adam: I bet you're gonna tell me.
Mr. Glascott: It's a token of my place as the unspoken official member of your family.
Adam: Let's emphasize the unspoken part.
Mr. Glascott: I was at all your graduations, Erica's wedding reception, and when baby Muriel came home from the hospital, who was the 13th person to hold her?
Adam: Someone who loves to interrupt a man's breakfast?
Mr. Glascott: John Latifa Glascott, the permanent holder of the golden key of trust.
Beverly: Ah! There's my emergency spare. Ginzy's back home from vacation, so it's hers again.
Mr. Glascott: Rats and mice! I was so close. [sighs] I'm taking an orange.