Pop-Pop: Okay, I found the perfect job for you... Mortician's assistant.
Adam: Magician's assistant? Saw me in half and pull a rabbit outta my butt, I'm in!
Pop-Pop: Mortician. Their only trick is to pickle dead people so they don't rot too fast.
Adam: Considering I threw up when I saw whatever's going on with your heel, I'm gonna pass.
Pop-Pop: Oh, my. Didn't realize I was splitting an egg cream with the Prince of Persia.