Quote from Geoff in DKNY
Geoff: [chuckles] Hello, beautiful! [chuckles] Finally, it's just me and you. Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was what Geoff had been dreaming about. Geoff: [Muriel fussing] It's okay. It's okay. I'm just changing you. Adult Adam: Until it became a nightmare. Geoff: Oh, no! I forgot your boom-boom cream! Schwartz bottoms are notoriously chafe-y!