Vic: Oh, my word! This is just like Dynasty, but with smaller hats.
Beverly: Maybe now you'll keep your hands off my store!
Jane Bales: What? Your store?! I don't want your hideous store.
Beverly: Well, then why were you trying to take it from me?
Jane Bales: I wasn't. I was just trying to be a part of Mike's life. You know, a real partner, like you are with Murray.
Beverly: What?
Jane Bales: Well, Mike only thinks of me one way... as an incredibly stunning, beautiful, and sexy woman.
Formica Mike: That's not far from the truth. I mean, look at her wet.
Jane Bales: [sighs] I want more. Okay? But... I guess that'll never happen.