Quote from Adam in Tennis People
John Calabasas: Psst. Hey, kid. Adam: Aren't you the guy who takes the photos at the mall? John Calabasas: Uh, I wear many hats, including a job called "hat wearer." Monkeys won't sit still for it, so here we are. Hey, did I hear you say you're in the market for a school? Adam: The Providence University of Technology and Sciences. Dean John Calabasas? John Calabasas: Yep! I'm also the head of admissions, and I'll be checking IDs at the library when/if we get a library. The great news is, you just got accepted. [noisemaker blows] Welcome to PUTS. Adam: "PUTS"? That's not well thought out. John Calabasas: Neither is our motto... "Knowledge is knowing."